“Looks like hummus is back on the menu, boys!” If you didn’t know, that was a LOTR: The Two Towers reference. Yes, it’s true. I am a huge fan of LOTR. Do you know what else I am a huge fan of… hummus. I am a hummus fiend. Ever since going Paleo, I have yet […]
“Run… RUN!!!” I scream at Dev from the top of my lungs. We are running as fast as our feet can take us, stumbling, panting, out of breath and constantly looking over our shoulders to see whether or not it is in pursuit. All the stories, all the tall tales that you have heard are […]
My Boo Bear and I just celebrated our birthdays two weeks ago. I cannot believe this amazing little guy is already two years old. I’m going to take this time to document and say thank you Rue for overflowing my heart with such joy and happiness. I can sit there and watch your beautiful little […]
You reach out and grasp the cold metal handle. As you slowly open the door, the hinges give off a creepy horror movie squeak. The door is now wide open, revealing the everlasting darkness of your… food pantry! Oh, the great mysterious food pantry and the surprising things we all find in there. I am […]
I just realized that we just had our first anniversary here at Between Two Forks. With that said, this past year has been a huge learning experience. Not only do I get to share my passion with the world, but I got to connect with some amazing people from all over the world. If you […]
Cha Ching! Cha Ching! Cha Ching! That’s the sound of exchanging a gold coin for a health boosting gyro in one of my favorite video games, Herc’s Adventure. It is also the sound of being swindled by a ten-year-old shit lips at the farmers’ market. This past weekend, I totally fell for some produce trickery. […]
Where is it? I swore I set it right there! Where is it!? I can’t breath. I can’t stop shaking. I’m so cold but why am I sweating? The fan is frigid yet the blankets are blistering. What is going on? All I want is just one more taco! I have been on the biggest […]
Midwestern Spring is most definitely here. Our weather forecast shows Monday: sunny with a high of 85 and a low of 70. Tuesday,: snow blizzard with a high of 2° and a low of -80° with a wind chill of stay your ass inside. I might have exaggerated a bit but ONLY a little. Good […]
I miss pasta SO bad! Being Paleo, anything pasta is off the menu. No ifs, ands, or buts. I know, I know…we have the “Spaghetti” squash to take it’s place. But the truth is, it is just not the same. It’s not even close. I’m dying to shove my face in gluten sin. After all […]
It’s deafening and chaotic. It’s so rowdy that only isolated words are heard while the rest of the sentence gets drowned out by clattering dishes and the loud chit chat of the neighboring tables. It sounds unpleasant, right? But the truth is, this is one of my most sentimental childhood memories. This was every Sunday […]